Pioneer Ev51 →

Enter the (a model in Pioneer’s “industrial” line, following the earlier stationary EV-50). The engineering challenge was monumental. A standard LaserDisc player spins a 12-inch platter at 1,800 RPM (for NTSC). To make that portable, you’d need shock absorption, a miniaturized optical pickup, a stable gyroscopic mechanism, and a display that could do the format justice. The result was a device that felt less like a Walkman and more like a portable radar station. Anatomy of a Beast Open the EV51’s latch, and the lid swings up to reveal a 5-inch, 4:3 monochrome CRT . That’s right— monochrome . In 1987. This is the first of many head-scratching compromises. The LaserDisc format stored full-color composite video, but the EV51’s screen was black-and-white. Why?

The EV51 is a reminder that not all progress is forward. Sometimes, progress is a briefcase-sized LaserDisc player that glows green in the dark and smells of ozone and hot circuit boards. And for those of us who love the forgotten edges of technology, that is more than enough. pioneer ev51

Obsolete. Value to collectors: Astronomical. Practical use: Nearly zero. Soul: Infinite. Enter the (a model in Pioneer’s “industrial” line,