Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright Amp Goddess Har... May 2026

So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river. Keep your charity galas. Keep your collagen. But if you come for my influencers, my bottle girls, or my lighting … I’ll show Miami what “goddess” actually means.

(beat)

You don’t “cancel” someone here. You outlast them. Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har...

And Harley… sweetheart… I was tanning on South Beach when you were still a MySpace angle.

It looks like your title got cut off mid-sentence: "Miami Mean Girls - Randi Wright amp Goddess Har..." So here’s the new rule, Wright : Stay north of the river

I just need to wait for you to arrive at one of my parties… wearing last season’s Agua Bendita.

Still charging men for the privilege of being ignored? But if you come for my influencers, my

(removes sunglasses, smiles sharp) And I’ll be throwing parties on Star Island when you’re a cautionary tale at brunch. “Remember Randi? She peaked during Art Basel ’19.”