Grown-ish May 2026

Kombucha isn't a currency.

Zoe's mom texts: "So… grandkids?"

(Staring at a stack of unopened bills) Define "lead." I'm leading a workshop on decolonizing water bottles next Tuesday. grown-ish

Aaron arrives with oat milk and a spreadsheet.

I made a five-year plan. Look—by year three, we could afford a down payment on a one-bedroom condo if we both contribute 40% of our post-tax income and never eat brunch again. Kombucha isn't a currency

I'm not a person who decolonizes water bottles for free.

You guys are so attached to outcomes. I just traded three meditation sessions for a year's supply of kombucha. grown-ish

(Smiles) That's what the banks want you to think.

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